avengwhores:

Robert Downey, Jr. consoles a young boy in tears because Iron Man isn’t in his costume.
… I don’t know who looks more distraught: Downey or the kid

avengwhores:

Robert Downey, Jr. consoles a young boy in tears because Iron Man isn’t in his costume.

… I don’t know who looks more distraught: Downey or the kid

notenoughtosurvive:

unamusedsloth:

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

This is my new favorite thing

teapayne:

you never know!

magoberry:

FUCK nintendo (opens my wallet) i CANNOT believe they’re selling this shit (pulls out $150) an entirely new fucking console that’s exactly like the old one (gives money to cashier) all it is is a new fucking button the 3ds doesnt have (goes home with my new 3ds ll) this is fucking bullshit god damn it (buys and plays all the games that come out for it) fuck nintendo

  • person: who is your favorite avenger?
  • me: Sasuke
  • person: what
  • me: what
We No Speak Americano
Yolanda Be Cool — PLAYED 125,813 TIMES

jvamps:

imageMy roommate was playing this song when I came across this gif. I started fucking dying. His running and the beat of the song match up so perfectly, omfg. I can’t.

antoniomadness:

gundamdick:

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY
Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted. She was already kind of being bitchy so I’m just trying to reassure her that everything will be fine and shuffle through the paper work so shes on her way. She leaves, I put her phone away till I have time to fix it.
Well come to find out that we were completely out of black screens until next week’s shipment. So I put on a white screen for now and reassure her that when we do get black screens in that I will call her and we’ll put the new screen on for free. Better to have a temporary mixed match phone then a broken one right?
This woman proceeds to flip her shit. “WE CAME HERE TO GET WHAT WE HAD FIXED!” I calmly explain to her that there is nothing I can do about the color for the time being. The son is totally fine with this and obviously embarrassed by his mother’s outburst. The woman snatches the phone, sneers at it, and then shoves it back into my hands and says “NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL’S PHONE! I AM NOT GIVING THIS TO MY SON!”
At this moment I turn to her and say. “I don’t undersand? How is it a girl’s phone now?”
"Well it was BLACK and now its WHITE!!" She gestured dramatically at the screen like I couldn’t fucking see it.
"How is white a feminine color?"
She huffs and explains that she refuses to take the phone until the color is changed. The 13 is now rapid fire “its fine its fine” cause he just wants his phone back. But she keeps refusing but I finally tell her again that we will change the phone for free when we get black screens and that shes not allowed to keep it here. The point of the matter is that this woman almost refused to even take back the phone BECAUSE OF ITS COLOR. Mind you its not even anything like pink or purple. ITS. WHITE.
A SUBURBAN WHITE WOMAN TURNED RED IN THE FACE WITH ANGER BEAUSE SHE THOUGHT WHITE WAS TOO GIRLY FOR HER SON.

And the son is more mature than her.

antoniomadness:

gundamdick:

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY

Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted. She was already kind of being bitchy so I’m just trying to reassure her that everything will be fine and shuffle through the paper work so shes on her way. She leaves, I put her phone away till I have time to fix it.

Well come to find out that we were completely out of black screens until next week’s shipment. So I put on a white screen for now and reassure her that when we do get black screens in that I will call her and we’ll put the new screen on for free. Better to have a temporary mixed match phone then a broken one right?

This woman proceeds to flip her shit. “WE CAME HERE TO GET WHAT WE HAD FIXED!” I calmly explain to her that there is nothing I can do about the color for the time being. The son is totally fine with this and obviously embarrassed by his mother’s outburst. The woman snatches the phone, sneers at it, and then shoves it back into my hands and says “NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL’S PHONE! I AM NOT GIVING THIS TO MY SON!”

At this moment I turn to her and say. “I don’t undersand? How is it a girl’s phone now?”

"Well it was BLACK and now its WHITE!!" She gestured dramatically at the screen like I couldn’t fucking see it.

"How is white a feminine color?"

She huffs and explains that she refuses to take the phone until the color is changed. The 13 is now rapid fire “its fine its fine” cause he just wants his phone back. But she keeps refusing but I finally tell her again that we will change the phone for free when we get black screens and that shes not allowed to keep it here.

The point of the matter is that this woman almost refused to even take back the phone BECAUSE OF ITS COLOR. Mind you its not even anything like pink or purple. ITS. WHITE.

A SUBURBAN WHITE WOMAN TURNED RED IN THE FACE WITH ANGER BEAUSE SHE THOUGHT WHITE WAS TOO GIRLY FOR HER SON.

And the son is more mature than her.

historicaltimes:

The first surviving photograph ever taken in 1826 or 1827.

historicaltimes:

The first surviving photograph ever taken in 1826 or 1827.

rhamphotheca:

Whale sharks (Rhincodon typus) have about 3,000 teeth (about 300 rows in each jaw). Each tooth has a single, hooked cusp. However, since whale sharks are filter feeders, their teeth seem to play no role in feeding. 
(via: Turtle Island Restoration Network)

rhamphotheca:

Whale sharks (Rhincodon typus) have about 3,000 teeth (about 300 rows in each jaw). Each tooth has a single, hooked cusp. However, since whale sharks are filter feeders, their teeth seem to play no role in feeding.

(via: Turtle Island Restoration Network)

antediluvianechoes:

Rout from the Sky, Velizar Simeonovski
It was like a cloud had briefly gone over the sun. The wink in the light chilled Thylacosmilus. He nervously watched a shadow on the ground slide away, then turn and reapproach him and his kill. The sun disappeared again, and the shadow grew. Thylacosmilus looked up and saw the monster bird, wings billowing from its frame like smoke from a fire. It was silent; it intimidated with size alone. Its claws swung forward and the sabertooth knew if he did not move, the bird might grab him instead of the kill. Better to loose a meal than one’s life. Thylacosmilus snarled, displaying his teeth. It was a worthless gesture, but he had at least expressed his displeasure over the thievery. As the bird swept down, the cat-like predator fled without looking back to see his kill lifted into the sky by an effortless motion of talons and wings.

antediluvianechoes:

Rout from the Sky, Velizar Simeonovski

It was like a cloud had briefly gone over the sun. The wink in the light chilled Thylacosmilus. He nervously watched a shadow on the ground slide away, then turn and reapproach him and his kill. The sun disappeared again, and the shadow grew. Thylacosmilus looked up and saw the monster bird, wings billowing from its frame like smoke from a fire. It was silent; it intimidated with size alone. Its claws swung forward and the sabertooth knew if he did not move, the bird might grab him instead of the kill. Better to loose a meal than one’s life. Thylacosmilus snarled, displaying his teeth. It was a worthless gesture, but he had at least expressed his displeasure over the thievery. As the bird swept down, the cat-like predator fled without looking back to see his kill lifted into the sky by an effortless motion of talons and wings.